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Satirical Product Ad Grid

Four deadpan Japanese ads in a 2x2 grid: a park stone, a no-brush toothbrush, a cloud piggy bank and a scolding stone, with four names and a phrase as controls.

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Name the eight-kilo stone people sit on in the park — the joke lands when the name is deadpan and literal rather than clever

Name the toothbrush sold to people who will not brush — stating the contradiction outright beats a pun, since the panel copy plays it straight

Name the fluffy cloud-shaped piggy bank — two nouns is plenty, and keeping it soft matches the airier-than-air tagline above it

Name the desk stone that scolds you — stay in the same deadpan register as the other three so the grid reads as one straight-faced catalog

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{ "type": "4-panel satirical product advertisement grid", "layout": { "grid": "2x2", "panels": [ { "position": "top-left", "product_name": "", "visual": "man in white shirt and dark pants sitting on a large round stone in a park", "catchphrase": "いつでも、どこでも、落ち着ける。", "sales_badge": "累計販売数 12,000個 突破!", "vertical_text": "公園のベンチが埋まっていた日に。", "features_count": 3, "features_labels": [ "重さ約8kgで安定感抜群", "底面フェルト加工で傷つけにくい", "付属の専用ベルトで持ち運び簡単" ], "extra_visual": "small inset image of the stone with a leather carrying strap", "specs": [ "耐荷重 150kg", "安心の日本製" ] }, { "position": "top-right", "product_name": "", "visual": "sleek light blue toothbrush angled diagonally on a dark blue background", "toothbrush_text": "I don't want to brush my yeeth.", "catchphrase": "持っているだけで安心感", "vertical_text": "歯を磨く代わりに、これを持つ。", "sales_badge": "シリーズ累計販売数 85,000本 突破!", "features_count": 3, "features_labels": [ "気持ちを落ち着けるお守り代わりに", "会議や商談前のエチケットに", "磨かない選択を、もっと自由に。" ], "bottom_banner": "歯磨きストレスから、あなたを解放する。" }, { "position": "bottom-left", "product_name": "", "visual": "hand inserting a coin into a fluffy white cloud-shaped piggy bank", "catchphrase": "空気より軽い、安心感。", "sales_badge": "累計販売数 23,567個 突破!", "features_count": 3, "features_labels": [ "ふわふわの触り心地", "割れないから安心", "インテリアに馴染むデザイン" ], "color_variants_count": 3, "color_variants_labels": [ "blue", "pink", "white" ], "price": "¥2,980 (税込)", "bottom_text": "今日から、空に向かってコツコツ貯めよう。" }, { "position": "bottom-right", "product_name": "", "visual": "round stone on a wooden desk with a pen, text written on the stone", "stone_text": "", "catchphrase": "やる気が出ないあなたへ。", "sales_badge": "累計販売数 18,000個 突破!", "features_count": 3, "features_labels": [ "見るたびに心を奮い立たせる", "厳選された言葉をランダム表示", "電池不要、半永久的に叱ってくれる" ], "phrase_variants_count": 10, "phrase_variants_labels": [ "甘えるな", "考えるな", "動け", "現実を見ろ", "逃げるな", "寝るな", "やればできる", "お前ならできる", "寝るな", "もう言い訳するな" ], "price": "¥3,500 (税込)" } ] } }

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When to use it

Use when you want a parody catalog page that sells nonsense products with the full visual grammar of real ads.

How to get the best result

  • Name each product literally and deadpan; the catchphrases, badges and feature bullets are fixed and play it straight.
  • Keep all four names in the same register and length so the grid reads as one catalog rather than four unrelated ads.
  • Write the scolding phrase as a short command; it is written on the desk stone beside a fixed list of ten variants.

Watch-outs

  • Each panel stacks a name, catchphrase, badge and three features, and one lists ten phrases; check the small text.

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Source and attribution

License
MIT
Example cases by
fukumy_ai

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